Sunday, September 20, 2009

Mustache Beer ID's


Life is hard for a White Class Girl.  You're at a party, enjoying your PBR from the keg when you put your cup down, turn around to find it lost amid a sea of nondescript look-alikes. You spend the next ten minutes attempting to remember at how much you had drunk in a futile effort to distinguish your beer from all drinks before you.  Forget that.  Nobody wants to suck down someone else's blue ribbon backwash.  What to do?  Wine charms wont fit a keg cup, (and they are so not White Class Girl) sharpie is way to déclassé.  Answer, give your cup a stash.  Run out and get a pack of self -adhesive mustaches, grab the Fu-Manchu and never misplace your golden libation again.  If you want to go even more DIY you can easily get black contact paper and cut your own stashes out for your party.  Sadly you miss out on the fuzz but you get more artistic mustache type freedom.  So, grab a stash and your drink and class it up ladies.

- Fla

2 comments:

  1. I LOVE IT. The perfect way for a WCG to distinguish herself.

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  2. LOVES it. One handlebar-stache cup, coming up.
    Sally Sue

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